The Best Fucking Vegan Thanksgiving Gravy of All Time

by / Wednesday, 25 November 2015 / Published in Lifestyle, Thanksgiving, vegan

We did it guys. We couldn’t let you go through another Thanksgiving without putting this shit on everything.

Seriously, you’ll likely make it once a week and basically put it on everything from now on.

We’ll even be gross and honest for a moment. You may be tempted to drink it.

That’s right, it’s the best gravy ever. And, it just happens to be vegan.

This shit right here, is delicious. Enjoy.



Take all ingredients below. Put into a medium sauce pan. Cook on medium low heat until ready.

  • 1 “not beef” or “not chicken” bouillon cube
  • 2 cups of water
  • 1/2 tsp onion powder
  • several dashes of garlic powder
  • 2 tbsp nutritional yeast
  • a few dashes of soy sauce (liquid aminos)
  • 1/2 tsp mustard
  • 1/4- 1/2 cup of flour (as needed for thickening)
  • 1 tbsp vegan butter
  • as much salt and pepper as you want


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  • Gwyneth Jones

    This looks absolutely fucking fab. But my gut is wrenching because I’m IBS and can’t have onions or garlic….. Can you believe that!

  • Alysia Moore

    I love your parents at the end lolol…fucking hilarious!!! Can’t wait to try this

  • Lisa

    This gravy is so fucking good!! I did tweak it slightly, however, by adding just about a 1/4 tsp of Kitchen Bouquet Browning Sauce…this gives a deeper, richer flavor!!

  • Heidi Roy

    I make this very similar. Try using puréed organic pinto beans or navy beans (in leui of flour) for a more nutritional…gluten free and EQUALLY Tasty AF version. Add in some crumbled vegan sausage and you got yourself a noice little the flour for your biscuits baby🙌🏼 ❤️Alternativejunkie

  • Michelle Rawsthorne

    Thank you guys so much I have been missing my Chips and gravy(UK) so bad. I love your parents at the end lol. 🙂